Sinister Trout Speaks

Looking for proof that Disney forgot how to make movies?  Then look no further than the big musical piece of crap called Newsies.

I’m not exactly sure why I bring this movie up.  Maybe it’s because I’ve seen it and I wish to save you the horror.  Its that bad.

Plot?

Not much here…supposedly the movie is based on actual events, but it tells a story of a bunch of boys rallying together against the man!  Put in some random dancing with poorly written songs and you pretty much have it.

I’ve never been a big fan of Disney and Newsies proves my point that  the company no longer cared (and still doesn’t) what they spewed out.  Guess they figured as long as it had the stupid mouse logo on it, people would flock to see it.  FAIL!!

Newsies:  Watch a young Christian Bale sing and dance about Santa Fe.  Or better yet don’t…. just pretend you did.

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